‘Opus’ Review – Malkovich Mesmerizes, but Does the Movie?

Opus is the directorial debut for writer/director Mark Anthony Green and stars Ayo Edebiri as Ariel Ecton, our main character and an aspiring writer, and John Malkovich as Alfred Moretti, a musician with a Prince-esque aura and the global popularity of Michael Jackson.  The synopsis reads: “A young writer is invited to the remote compound of a legendary pop star who mysteriously disappeared thirty years ago. Surrounded by the star’s cult of sycophants and intoxicated journalists, she finds herself in the middle of his twisted plan.” The film is still listed on Google as a musical/horror which it most certainly is not. There are no musical numbers in the traditional sense, but there is music throughout the movie. I’d personally classify this as more of a thriller but I’ll talk more about that later.  So, is Opus as compelling as John Malkovich? Let’s talk! My Thoughts First, let’s clear the air about the genre. I went into this movie without seeing a trailer or anything and all I knew was that Google listed it as a musical/horror. I love horror movies but I’m decidedly much less enthusiastic about traditional musicals and I was expecting that I’d strongly dislike the movie as a result. I said if I had to pick a genre, I’d call it a thriller but even that feels like a bit of a stretch because there aren’t many thrills to be had here either.  That’s probably my biggest issue with the movie overall too. You’ve probably seen movies like this a ton, especially in the last handful of years even. We’ve got it all including a cult compound in a remote area, creepy people, odd quasi-religious ideas, and even murder to make a point about something. Some movies can afford to be formulaic if they have a standout element, and Opus achieves that with the perfect casting of John Malkovich. I’m a known Nicolas Cage fan, so odd, eccentric performances really work for me and from the first moment we see Malkovich, you could tell he was having a lot of fun with this role. Because of his unique aura as an actor, you immediately are able to buy in that he’s a global phenomenon with a magnetic amount of charisma, or rizz, as the kids say these days.  I was even enamoured by the music. They definitely had Malkovich work on the songs and I have been listening to them so much I won’t be surprised if some of them end up in my Spotify Top 5 this year. I admittedly started listening as part of the bit, amused hearing Malkovich sing these songs, but before I knew it I was just enjoying them for what they are.  On the other hand, Ayo Ediberi was just fine for me in this. I usually like her, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that she was just playing the same character from The Bear. She definitely isn’t bad, it’s just that she didn’t stand out enough for me in this.  The supporting cast was also largely forgettable unfortunately, with most of them being largely silent cultists or hollow stereotypes. I also blame this mostly on the script though. In Ayo’s case, we don’t really get to dive into her character in a more meaningful way. There’s a scene right at the beginning where we get some idea of her aspirations, but then it’s mostly just her moving through the different plot beats. The rest of the characters feel more utilitarian than anything, and even the reasons for their existence within the narrative are mentioned in a single line at the end of the movie.  This lack of depth also extended to some of the themes in the movie too. I won’t get into spoilers (but listen to our podcast episode about Opus here for our spoiler-filled thoughts), but the whole religion/doctrine of this cult is barely explored and I felt like this really blunted the impact of the ending. This is extra disappointing because I did like the ending enough and the potential to be a bit more impactful was there, they just didn’t reach deep enough to get there.  There is some decent visual style to the movie, including this cool thing they do to characters’ eyes when they’re watching Moretti perform. There’s some decent laughs throughout too and I loved all the Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad overlaps.  Verdict Maybe it’s just because my expectations were at rock bottom, but after much deliberation, I’m giving this a slightly positive score. The overdone plot and shallow characters hold it back, but I still had a good time, mostly thanks to Malkovich who single-handedly keeps this movie afloat. Without him, it would be a score lower easily. That said, it’s a solid first effort from Mark Anthony Green, and I’m curious to see what he can do with more experience under his belt!

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Companion Review – A Killer Weekend Getaway with a Few Bumps in the Road

Companion is a movie that I think is best enjoyed if you know absolutely nothing about it. I watched the trailers after I saw the movie and I implore you to not watch them if you plan to watch this movie, because it gives too much away.  I managed to dodge the trailers, but just before I went to see the movie, a friend of mine texted me what the premise was and it ruined a reveal that happens in the first quarter or so of the movie. Thanks Kevin!  All you need to know going in is that Companion is a black comedy thriller that stars Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid as Iris and Josh, a couple who are on a weekend getaway with friends at a remote cottage, and bad things start happening.  This was written and directed by Drew Hancock, in his feature film debut. The marketing also leaned into the fact that Zach Cregger, the director of Barbarian (a movie I adored), was the producer on it.  So with that out of the way, is Companion worth bringing along for the ride, or should you leave this one behind? My Thoughts First things first, I want to say this was a very solid debut film for writer/director Drew Hancock. The film was competently directed, and if you watch it a second time (or know what the premise is) there are some clever hints and nods to the big reveal in the first act. While they wait to make the first reveal clear, there are some pretty fun and clever hints about it for viewers to pick up on.  That also leads me into more of my problems with the script though. Even if you don’t see this early twist coming, what disappointed me most was how untrusting the movie feels of the audience. When things go bad, it’s immediately clear who did something to cause the issue, even if it’s not 100% obvious what was done. This sort of heavy-handedness permeates throughout the movie and while it doesn’t take away from the movie completely, it absolutely impacted my enjoyment.  However, I don’t want to leave you with the impression that I disliked this movie, because I didn’t. These are ultimately minor bumps in the road for what was a well-acted and fun little thriller.  The cast is fantastic. This is the second movie I’ve seen Sophie Thatcher in recently, the first being last year’s Heretic. I’ve been very impressed with her in both of these movies and I thought she balances the challenges of this role incredibly well. Jack Quaid was also great as a less-than-likable boyfriend, too. I haven’t seen him much outside of The Boys, where he plays a much kinder person. The line between a nice guy and an entitled douchebag is thin, though, and he absolutely nailed this role. The supporting cast is also solid, even if they didn’t exactly standout in any real big ways.  The comedic elements of the movie really landed for me throughout the first two acts, but as we get into the third act, the comedic tone is mostly abandoned for a bit more of a serious one. It was a bit jarring for me, especially considering how much fun I was having at the beginning. I will give it credit because the movie doesn’t get as over-dramatic and serious as other movies, but it did lose a bit of steam for me as the jokes subside for a more cliched ending.  I’m a bit cautious to say much more than this here because I really think this movie is best enjoyed knowing as little as possible. Verdict I definitely recommend you give this movie a watch, preferably with some friends at the theatre if you can! I saw this with Sam and Adriana and I definitely think the humorous moments land even better when you’re sharing a laugh with others. While I didn’t love it, I definitely enjoyed it. The first two acts were great and even though the third act faltered a bit for me, it was still solid and delivered a great payoff that I was waiting basically the whole movie to experience.  If you want to hear more of my spoiler-filled thoughts, be sure to check out Talkies wherever you get your podcasts, because Adriana, Brandon, and I will be talking about this in our next episode! In the meantime though, bring your own companions and see this one soon!

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Heart Eyes Review – Love at First Sight or Not Quite?

When I went to see Companion (review coming soon), the trailer for Heart Eyes was playing before it. I do my best to avoid trailers, even when I’m in the theatre, but when this one started, I thought it looked so bad that I’d never bother watching it in the first place. That feeling quickly subsided though as I realized the genius of this premise. The start of the trailer was meant to look like a crappy Netflix hallmark-esque romantic comedy, before it shows what it really is: a horror slasher mocking the genre and Valentine’s Day itself.  Heart Eyes was directed by Josh Ruben, who I recognized from College Humour videos on YouTube back in the day, and the movie was written by Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, and Michael Kennedy. Landon is the most notable of these writers, having written five of the Paranormal Activity movies, and directed the Happy Death Day movies, as well as Freaky.  The cast includes lead turns from Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding, who play Allie and Jay, two colleagues at a jewelry company.  Having watched the trailer again after seeing the movie, I would still suggest skipping it. All you need to know going in is that the titular Heart Eyes Killer (or HEK) has gone on murder sprees on Valentine’s Day in two different cities over the past two years and now appears to have begun another killing spree in Seattle, where Allie lives. So is Heart Eyes love at first sight, or does it just lead to heartbreak? My Thoughts The only logical place I can start this review is at the very beginning because that was where the movie peaked for me. As the opening title cards played, the song “Amazed” by Lonestar played and I immediately started laughing. The perfect earworm for this moment and this movie that I heard 10,000 times growing up on Mom’s favourite local radio station, Country 93. Anyway, the opening sequence was perfect and I hoped it was an indication of things to come. Unfortunately, it was the best part and I found myself chasing that high for the rest of the movie.  That’s not to say that there weren’t other enjoyable moments in here, because there definitely were. I laughed pretty consistently, especially in the first two acts (though not as much as the guy behind me, holy smokes), but the movie did some things that really took me out of it, especially in that back half.  I have a gripe with a lot of horror movies these days and, unfortunately, Heart Eyes was guilty of this problem. Specifically, I really dislike when horror movies also try to be more than their fun or intriguing premise. Last year it was Abigail that screeched to a halt because we took a break from the child vampire ballerina and Dan Stevens hamming it up so we could get an extended sequence with the main character about their tragic backstory in a cheap effort to make the audience care about them. This kind of tonal clash completely takes me out of the movie and the thing is, I don’t need it. If you cast a strong lead that I enjoy spending time with, I’m going to be invested enough that I don’t need this added backstory or for the character to sit down and leave a voicemail in the middle of a chase sequence to hit that backstory beat even harder.  In Heart Eyes, I was super excited by the opening because it mocked the romantic comedy genre (which are my guilty pleasure movies, by the way), but then as the movie progresses it becomes the exact thing it was mocking earlier, except worse. There were some moments that they undercut with humour, one in particular in a van, but it still had plenty of monologues and serious and heartfelt moments that weren’t cheesy enough to be funny or endearing and just had me rolling my eyes most of the time. I think part of this comes down to the cast, too. I didn’t dislike the leads, but I also don’t feel like they had the kind of charisma required for a good romantic comedy pair. They were fine, which I think makes these serious beats just come across as flat and uninspiring.  I also had some issues with the script. Every single “twist” in this movie is apparent from 100 miles away. I don’t want to give anything away, but I mean, there was less than zero mystery for me in this movie. As a result, the final act fell completely flat for me. The reveals are so uninteresting that I felt almost mad that they bothered to include it. There’s a fourth act sequence in this that genuinely made me a little angry about how forced and cliched it felt.  Before that final act though, I was enjoying myself enough, but nothing really worked for me in the back half of the movie. If it stuck the landing better, this would’ve been an easy recommendation. Unfortunately, this isn’t the storybook ending I wanted. Verdict Heart Eyes had me hooked from the start, but the longer it went, the less it lived up to its own promise. What began as a clever play on romantic comedies slowly turned into the exact thing it was making fun of, just without the charm. While the humor landed more often than not, predictable twists, forced emotional moments, and a finale that fell completely flat kept it from being the fun genre mix it could have been. If you are not as burned out on these clichés as I am, you might have a better time, but for me, this was a bit of a missed opportunity.

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‘The Monkey’ Review: A Delightfully Absurd and Funny Gorefest

The Monkey is exactly the kind of hilarious, madcap horror-comedy we need to inject a little life (and death) into cinemas this February. The latest from Longlegs director Osgood Perkins, The Monkey is based on the Stephen King short story of the same name and follows twin brothers who discover a mysterious wind-up monkey (don’t call it a toy) that belonged to their AWOL father. Soon after, people around them start dying in a string of bizarre and extreme accidents. With a setup like that, it’s hard not to have fun. I was unfamiliar with the original short story, so I can’t speak to its faithfulness as an adaptation, but I can say that going in relatively blind made for a great movie-going experience. Above all, the movie doesn’t take itself too seriously—it’s easily Perkins’ funniest and most popcorn-worthy movie to date. So, if you’re one of the people who enjoyed the more humorous parts of Longlegs, odds are you’ll love The Monkey. Just be aware that, for the most part, this is a different beast, differing wildly from Longlegs in tone. As with Perkins’ other films, I don’t think this movie will be for everyone, but it sure as hell worked for me. I’ve mostly been a fan of his previous work, even the ones that have been less critically well-received. I liked Longlegs; I appreciated the strange, slow artfulness of I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives in The House; and I loved The Blackcoat’s Daughter, which genuinely chilled me when I first watched it many years ago. The Monkey is a great addition to that filmography, though it might be lacking the depth or uniqueness of some of Perkins’ other movies. It’s also, by far, his least frightening movie to date. If you’re coming into this one expecting to be scared, you’ll likely be disappointed. As a horror movie, it sort of falls flat. But as an over-the-top horror-comedy, it provides plenty of laughs and some very creative kills that don’t pull any punches. If anything, it’s the moments when the movie tries to get overly serious or inject some family and relationship drama that don’t fully land. The throughlines are there, and the monkey as a metaphor for fathers passing down their trauma and darkness onto their own kids mostly works—but the characters themselves just don’t really have enough depth, and we as an audience don’t really have enough time with them to really care about their relationships with one another. Theo James does a fine job in a dual role as the adult version of twins Bill and Hal, making each twin feel distinct and clearly having some fun. Speaking of dual roles, Tatiana Maslany plays Bill and Hal’s mom, Lois, and was definitely the standout for me. She just knows exactly what kind of movie she’s in, and plays it perfectly. Beyond that, Elijah Wood and Adam Scott also show up in fun bit parts, making the most of limited screentime. Casting Maslany in a movie in which one actor plays two roles might be a clever nod to her turn playing multiple roles on Orphan Black, or else it’s a fun coincidence. Either way, the movie is full of similarly clever nods, running gags, and brick jokes that reward those who are paying attention and pay off to great effect. For such a dumb movie (complementary), it’s a lot smarter than it appears. What more can I say? It’s big, dumb fun, with a mean streak that schlock horror fans will love. Verdict The Monkey is for all the sickos who miss the Final Destination franchise. It’s unserious and stupid in the best ways, with some of the funniest, goriest, and most creative horror movie kills I’ve seen in a hot minute. While the movie tries for some deeper themes, it’s best when it’s not trying to be anything other than an absurd and silly gorefest. This movie won’t be to everyone’s taste, but those who are on its wavelength will lap it up.

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‘Nosferatu’ Review: Beautifully Crafted Gothic Horror

It’s hard to tell old stories in new ways. That’s especially true when the story in question is one that’s been told countless times since the 1890s. If you’ve never read Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897), you’re still likely familiar with the story in some form or another. If not that, then you’re surely familiar with the legacy of vampire storytelling that the novel ushered into the 20th century. How could you not be? Nosferatu is not, strictly speaking, an adaption of Dracula. It’s a remake of the silent German expressionist masterpiece Nosferatu, directed by F. W. Murnau in 1922. But the Murnau film is itself a thinly veiled adaptation of Stoker’s novel (Stoker’s widow sued Murnau for copyright infringement and won). Nosferatu had already been remade at least once before by Werner Herzog in the 1970s, while the original Dracula story has been remade and reimagined over and over again in the last hundred or so years. So, why would anyone remake Nosferatu in 2024? This is undoubtedly a passion project for Robert Eggers. In almost every interview on the Nosferatu press tour, he’s mentioned that he first saw Murnau’s Nosferatu when he was 9 years old and it left a big impression on him. Then, when he was 17, he put on his own stage adaptation, in which he played Count Orlok, and that project apparently propelled Eggers into wanting to become a director. Eggers’ take on Nosferatu isn’t radically new if you’ve seen any other adaptation of this story, but that’s okay. It would be almost impossible to do something completely new at this point, especially when vampires are involved. What his adaptation does do, however, is bring Nosferatu back to its folkloric roots. Eggers has proven with his previous films that he is a master of bringing ultra-specific period settings to life. His obsessive attention to detail and devotion to historical accuracy are perfect for a film like this. Some might argue that he’s even a little too interested in the details. Count Orlok’s period-accurate mustache (he is an undead 17th-century Transylvanian nobleman, after all), for one, has been the subject of much online debate and memes. Personally, I loved the ‘stache and thought it was a unique costuming choice that sets this Count apart from previous versions. But I can also see why some people found it strange or funny (along with Bill Skarsgard’s voice and accent work), and why that kind of reaction isn’t necessarily what you want out of a horror movie. Likewise, there are some scenes in the movie that serve no purpose in the narrative, other than to showcase some of the folk mythology around vampires. I’m thinking in particular of a sequence in which Nicholas Hoult’s Thomas Hutter follows a group of Romani travellers into the woods. It’s an atmospheric and interesting sequence, and it sets the mood for Hutter’s journey into Orlok’s castle, but with the movie’s somewhat drawn-out pacing, a scene like this could easily have been cut without losing anything essential. It’s only there, really, because Eggers is so devoted to showcasing historical vampire lore. Eggers interest seems to lie much more in recreating a world and an atmosphere and an image, as opposed to really digging deep into his characters or thematic concerns. The film’s protagonist, Ellen, is played well by Lily-Rose Depp, especially in her physicality, but certain character details are kept deliberately vague (her past trauma, her desires, her feelings of being an outsider in her time and place)—we get glimpses that could be explored further but aren’t really beyond the more ambiguous way these details are presented. But really, I’m nit-picking here. That surface-levelness adds to the almost fairytale-like quality of the movie. Beyond that, this film is also impeccably crafted. Everything from the costumes and sets to the use of natural lighting to the dark sumptuous cinematography makes this adaptation feel special, even if the beats are all familiar. It’s Gothic horror through and through, dark and operatic and nightmarish. While I wasn’t exactly scared by the film myself, it exudes a pervasive sense of dread that feels like it honours the source material. At one point, Count Orlok tells Ellen, “I am an appetite. Nothing more.” This version of Nosferatu is frightening precisely because he isn’t at all humanlike in his desire. He’s not a suave calculating gentleman with teeth—he’s a decrepit monster driven by an insatiable primal need to consume. There’s no sexualized caressing of pristine, untouched skin on a pale, outstretched neck. This Nosferatu is all writhing bodies and visceral, animalistic leeching from the chest (closer to the source—another great detail taken from vampire folklore). While the film gestures toward the romantic with the preternatural bond that Ellen shares with Orlok, and while it has a whole psychosexual thing going on the surface (Ellen’s moaning when she’s under Orlok’s spell; her diagnosis of hysteria, a condition historically weaponized against women who exhibited sexual agency; Nicholas Hoult’s frantic sweaty shirtless desperation), this is a largely bloodless vampire movie, in the sense that it’s much more grounded in the earth. It’s more interested in moldering rotting corpses and filthy hordes of rats and contorted bodies and faces, with blood leaking from the eyes. While there’s a fair amount of sex here, the film is far from being sexy. In the long history of vampire stories, we’ve reached a saturation point, and the vampire has arguably been defanged in pop culture ever since Twilight. So, I’m glad to have another vampire story in which vampires are not just scary again, but truly monstrous. Verdict No one asked for or needed another take on Dracula—yet I’m glad this dark Gothic nightmare of a film exists. Robert Eggers’ incredible eye and attention to detail bring some fresh blood to a story as old as the medium of film itself. The unsettling atmosphere, impeccable craft, and very committed performances—especially a physically demanding turn from Lily-Rose Depp—make this adaptation of the 1922 classic well worth your

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The Damned Review — Beautiful & Bleak Horror at Its Finest

For anyone that’s been following along at Screen Love Affair, you know the horror genre is one of my favourites. However, most horror movies these days don’t work for me. Not only do so many of them feel the same, they often lack any real identity, and the worst part is that they lack any real fear. However, it’s not all doom and gloom. 2023 and 2024 both delivered horror movies that ended up in my top 10 favourites list (spoiler for the 2024 list) with Skinamarink and Oddity.  The Damned intrigued me. From the first trailer I saw for it ahead of Nosferatu, I knew I had to see the movie. The movie takes place sometime in the 19th century in a remote Icelandic fishing “village” which is more or less made up of about seven people. Odessa Young plays Eva, a widower and owner of this fishing enterprise. One day a foreign ship sinks offshore near their village and when bodies eventually wash ashore, bizarre things begin to happen to this small community.  So, does The Damned rise to the occasion, or does it sink into the icy depths of generic horror slop? My Thoughts It’s crazy in a genre that is as saturated as horror is, that I’m constantly surprised and impressed with how much uniqueness can still exist. The Damned is beautiful, bleak, horrifying, and exactly what I was hoping to see.  Let’s start first with how the movie looks. The Icelandic backdrop is gorgeous. If you hate winter, I suppose you may disagree, but the coastal village surrounded by snow covered hills and mountains was absolutely breathtaking. At the same time though, it’s cold and you feel that throughout the entire movie. This is where the “bleak” aspect comes in. This world is cruel, harsh, and unforgiving. The village is struggling, with so little food they end up resorting to eating some of their bait. That’s also why, when a boat sinks off their shore, ultimately they decide there’s nothing they can feasibly do, and so they leave the crew of the shipwreck to their fate.  Beyond this, it wasn’t just the world that felt bleak, but this was a rare case where the doom and dread that permeates throughout the movie gives you a feeling of hopelessness for these characters. In a typical slasher, I always expect there to be, at the very least, a final girl that survives the events of the movie. I had no such confidence about the fates of the characters in this village and it’s because of how well the different aspects of this movie come together to create this sense of hopelessness. The landscape, while beautiful, is also cold and isolating. The music, while nothing groundbreaking or new, enhances those feelings of unease as the movie progresses.  This isn’t your average jumpscare horror snoozefest, this is something that genuinely had me shook as I was watching it. All the typical horror tropes are pretty much cast (pun intended) aside for a subtlety that managed to scare me for real. The most effective tool the movie uses is silence. One scene in particular was completely silent, but what I was watching freaked me out so much that I almost wanted that loud pop jump scare to release me from the tension I was feeling. That’s also where the depth of this movie comes into play and how it sets itself apart. This isn’t some sort of slasher/monster movie in the traditional sense. The horrors experienced in this movie are very much a consequence of the mind and the soul. Grief, trauma, sadness, and fear are all significant themes the movie and its characters explore and experience and this is done to great effect.  I don’t want to give away too much here, but there is a benefit to following the movie closely and much of the movie is up for interpretation. I’m writing this review after screening the movie only once, but I’m excited to see it again in theatres to get even more immersed in the movie and see what things I catch on a second viewing.  As far as performances go, everyone is solid in their roles, including Joe Cole who you might recognize from Peaky Blinders) and Game of Thrones alumni Rory McCann and Francis Magee among others, but this is really the Odessa Young show and she was absolutely brilliant. As a woman living in the time that she did, she masterfully moves between the grief of a widower, the strength of a leader, and the passion of someone with more love to give. I first saw Young in My First Film and, as I noted in my review, I thought she was also fantastic then too. At just 26 years old, she has some great experience already and is a talent worth keeping your eyes on! Verdict I mean, what more can I say beyond beautiful, bleak, and horrifying? This is exactly what I want out of horror movies. The Damned filled me with a hopelessness and dread that I haven’t experienced in a horror movie in a while and I’ll be damned (two puns in one review, somebody stop me) if I didn’t really dig it. It also achieved this all while being a very simple movie that didn’t overly rely on effects or cheap tricks to build its tension. This is good old fashioned horror filmmaking on display and I’m very happy to kick off 2025 on such a solid note! The Damned is in theatres now in the UK, Ireland, USA, and Canada. Don’t miss it!

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‘The Beldham’ Review: Eerie Sound Design and A Haunting Exploration of Motherhood Elevate This Indie Gem

The Beldham opens with a title card, informing us of the meaning of its title: “Beldham” (alternatively spelled “beldam”)—an old woman; a witch. It immediately clues us in to what kind of monster we may be dealing with in this indie horror gem. Directed by Angela Gulner in her feature debut, the movie follows Harper (played excellently by Mike Flanagan regular Katie Parker), a woman who’s recently given birth and moves into an old house that her aging mother (Patricia Heaton) is in the process of flipping with the help of her new boyfriend (Corbin Bernsen) and a live-in aide (Emma Fitzpatrick). With that setup, you might expect a run-of-the-mill haunted house story, but The Beldham isn’t as straightforward as it might seem. As a strange presence lurking within the house begins to reveal itself to Harper, it’s her own mind that starts to come into question—and it becomes clear that there’s more going on than meets the eye. One thing I appreciated about the movie is its use of setting. The whole movie takes place in the aforementioned house, and, while I’m sure that’s partly due to budgetary constraints, it makes the movie more focused and gives it a concrete sense of place. Like the best haunted house stories, however, it’s unclear if it’s the house or the psyche of its inhabitants that’s haunted. As one character puts it: “the brain is a wild beast.” In The Beldham, the mind itself is cast as a monster. Is Harper really seeing a witch or is it in her head? Can it be both? Is there something else entirely going on? For most of the film, that ambiguity drives the action, blurring the lines between the natural and the supernatural. That central metaphor not only makes for interesting narrative tension but also allows for deeper exploration of the movie’s themes. It’s easy to position the film in a line of modern-day motherhood-themed horror movies, but The Beldham reminded me most not of a movie, but of one of my favourite short stories—Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper.” First published in 1892, the story is about a woman suffering from what we’d now call postpartum depression but was then diagnosed as a form of hysteria. To treat it, her doctor, like Gilman’s real-life doctor, prescribes a “rest cure,” during which she’s prohibited from writing. The unnamed narrator, like Gilman, is a writer, so not being able to write, and being confined inside the asylum-like house she and her husband move into, causes her mind to slowly deteriorate in what is one of the greatest feminist psychological horror stories ever written. The key to its power lies in its ambiguity—is the narrator losing her mind? Or are there supernatural forces at work in the house? You can interpret it either way, and that’s what makes the story so effective. My favourite kind of story lives in that gray area between the natural and supernatural, and The Beldham fits into that storytelling tradition beautifully. It feels hewn from the same stuff that Gilman’s short story is: grief and rage and confusion and anger. The painful realities of motherhood and aging, of being a woman, and the archetypes that we’ve been cast into for ages, since long before even Gilman’s time—the mad-woman, the old crone, the beldham. It’s the stuff that the best horror stories are usually made of. As Gulner herself puts it, horror is “the internal made external.” This—this is exactly why I love the genre. Horror, maybe more than any other genre, is so good at taking the internal—the emotional and psychological realities we experience—and externalizing it through metaphor and fantasy, making complex human experiences more intelligible through the inhuman and profane. While The Beldham doesn’t reinvent the formula, its particular mixture of elements felt pretty fresh to me. In fact, the movie genuinely surprised me, with a narrative turn that I didn’t see coming. In today’s movie landscape, it’s a real feat for a movie to surprise its audience, and on that front, The Beldham succeeded for me where so many other recent horror movies have failed by being overly predictable. Sure, the beats here are familiar, but the movie is smartly written and confidently directed. Some of the creative flourishes—I’m thinking particularly of a few recurring dream sequences with very striking visuals and cinematography, as well as the sound design throughout the movie, not to mention that final shot and credits sequence—show just how creative you can get with a small budget and a single setting. Another thing I appreciated is that the movie isn’t afraid to take its time as well. For having a short runtime of 85 minutes, the pace feels a bit slow at times, but its considered approach gives the characters more room to breathe. I was mostly compelled and on-board with the central relationships, although some of the characters (particularly the boyfriend) feel superfluous and lacking in depth. I did, however, appreciate that all of the main relationships are between women—mothers and daughters and caretakers—which is itself still something of a rarity to see. The performances here also stand out. I was especially impressed with Parker, who proves to be a capable lead in a role that demands a layered performance. Heaton is also great, at turns cold-hearted and almost villainous, and at other times, more of a caring mother figure, walking a fine line to great effect by the end. Like “The Yellow Wallpaper”, The Beldham is interested in the complex emotional realities of its characters, and it uses the tropes of haunted houses and witchcraft to explore larger themes of motherhood, aging, loss, and intergenerational trauma. Ultimately, this is a very solid debut, and I’m very jazzed to see more women-focused horror movies that are actually directed and made by women filmmakers. Verdict While The Beldham is more chilling and emotional than outright scary, and it treads some familiar ground, it’s also a surprisingly confident feature debut with some great performances and

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Alien: Romulus Review—A Soul-Crushing Example of Disney’s Nostalgia Overkill

The Alien franchise is returning to theatres across the world with Alien: Romulus, the latest from writer/director Fede Álvarez. I’ve enjoyed some of Álvarez’s previous movies, including the remake of Evil Dead (2013) and Don’t Breathe (2016). The cast of this film includes Cailee Spaeny, David Jonsson, and Archie Renaux, among others.  The Alien franchise is a weird one. It began with two classics in Alien & Aliens, but then it really goes downhill from there. Alien 3 was famously plagued with a troubled production and significant studio interference. After that, audiences were subjected to Alien: Resurrection and two Alien vs Predator movies, none of which I even enjoyed as a kid.  Ridley Scott, the director of the first Alien movie returned to the franchise with Prometheus and Alien: Covenant, which are prequels to his original film. I haven’t seen either movie in a while, but I remember feeling pretty middling on them overall.  This movie takes place between Alien and Aliens and the synopsis is very simple and spoiler-free:  “While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonists come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.” I wanted to lay out the history of the franchise because if you count the AvP movies, then the Alien franchise includes nine different films and hasn’t delivered anything a fraction as good as its first two entries.  A lot of the marketing and buzz around Alien: Romulus promised a return to the franchise’s roots. So does Alien: Romulus recapture the franchise’s glory, or should we jettison this one into space?  My Spoiler-Free Thoughts Oh boy. I have a LOT to say about this movie and I will eventually dig into spoilers, which you can read after the verdict section of this review. First off, I really dug this movie as it started. The sets and the props looked amazing. They managed to teleport me back to the first Alien movie with the retro futuristic tech that those early movies are really known for. I also loved the sequences in open space too. I was blown away by just how beautiful it all looked and how it all sounded. The tagline for the first Alien was “In Space No One Can Hear You Scream” and I loved the use of silence in these moments. That, combined with some stunning visuals really blew my socks off. I saw this at a smaller Cineplex theatre, but I would’ve loved to see the movie in IMAX for those shots alone.  I also liked the initial setup as well. The characters are in a location and situation that’s much different than other Alien movies. The main cast are also new to the franchise and are living in a less than ideal situation working for the infamous big bad Weyland-Yutani Corporation.  The movie doesn’t take much time to flesh out most of the characters, but I would say only David Jonsson as Andy did anything for me anyway (I will talk more about his role in the spoiler section). Cailee Spaeny as Rain was good as the film’s lead, but I think the character just didn’t have much on the page that really made me invested. Rain has a reluctance to participate in the mission, but she handles everything thrust on her as if it was natural to her and it honestly made me forget about that aspect of her character as the movie progressed.  This is where things took a sharp turn for me though. As the Alien part of the movie really begins, the movie starts to fall apart. First of all, we have yet another use of AI and CGI to recreate a dead actor, which I just am never going to be okay with (more on that in the spoiler section too). Aside from being pretty morally reprehensible, it also just looks terrible a lot of the time. Some moments it’s not so bad, but then there are some others where it just looks like they didn’t bother to finish working on it. The character is also present for a good chunk of the movie too and every single time they appeared I was just more and more disappointed with their inclusion.  This also though was the first sign to me of just what kind of movie this really was. When I logged this movie on Letterboxd, I wrote, “The Force Awakens of the Alien franchise (derogatory)” and I think that says it all. This movie is somehow derivative of basically all the movies that came before it. I will discuss this in more detail in the spoiler section, but basically this movie is just a generic Disney franchise film set in the Alien universe. It links to previous movies for no real narrative reason, it has cheap callbacks that made me audibly groan twice during the movie, and it does nothing compelling, new, or interesting.  I was perplexed thinking about just who this movie was for and why it exists, but it’s because I forgot for a moment that this was now a Disney owned IP. Disney acquired the Alien franchise when it acquired 20th Century Fox. So naturally, Disney had to make its generic and derivative rehash of a beloved IP because that’s all they seem to bother doing now.  For all of the faults in the Alien franchise, and there are plenty, this movie felt the most soulless of all of them. I will elaborate more in the spoiler section after the verdict.  Verdict If you’re all aboard the Disney train and you love watching movies that are simply trying to cash in on your affinity for older movies that you love, you might be happy with what Alien: Romulus has to offer. Despite a very solid acting performance and some beautiful visuals, this movie falls apart when it uses the digital recreation of a dead actor, adds ham-fisted lines recycled from better movies, and does absolutely nothing

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SLA at Fantasia: ‘Oddity’ Review

Well, it looks like Fantasia saved the best for last! We closed out the festival this year with Oddity, a new horror movie from writer-director Damian McCarthy (Caveat) that I’m hoping blows up as much as Longlegs did. It’s deserving of all the hype Longlegs had and then some. I haven’t felt this much palpable tension and in-your-bones dread in a movie theatre since Skinamarink. But whereas that was an experimental Rorschach blot of a movie with little plot, Oddity is a genuine, old-school scary movie. I won’t spoil too many plot details, because I think you should try to go into this one as blind (pun intended) as possible. I’ll just say that the story involves a house, a murder, a blind medium who can commune with objects, and a creepy human-sized wooden doll (that is used to exquisite effect). I’ll say it right off the bat: this is my favourite horror movie of the year so far and one of my favourite horror movies in recent memory. As a pretty seasoned horror viewer, I sometimes feel like a buzzkill when friends or people I know heap praise on new horror releases that often just don’t do it for me. But I can’t remember the last time I felt this enamored of a modern-day horror movie. I really just loved everything about it, from the excellent performances (especially from Carolyn Bracken) to the sound design to the narrative choices and structure to its unabashed oddness. It all just works. Admittedly, I am a sucker for a supernatural horror story, and I love ghost stories in particular. I think they can be some of the most effective vehicles through which to not only scare the daylights out of people but also tickle the parts of our psyches that are rooted in the most primal instincts and emotions we have. A ghost story isn’t just cheap thrill or senseless gore—it’s a story, after all. And we are storytelling animals first and foremost. The immediate touchstone for me here is Mike Flanagan’s The Haunting of Hill House and The Haunting of Bly Manor. No one understands the real and figurative power of a ghost story better than Flanagan. Watching Oddity, I felt a kinship between the film and Flanagan’s work in tone, atmosphere, and subject matter. But Oddity is also very much its own thing, and it feels like a breath of fresh air in today’s horror landscape. The movie is supernatural and spooky in a way that feels reminiscent of the heyday of 2000s horror, but it’s also darker and weirder and still modern-feeling. And it’s very funny! There were so many moments that had our whole theatre laughing, but the most brilliant part was that none of the film’s dark humour detracted from the tension or scares. Let’s talk about the scares, because I’m sure everyone wants to know just how scary this movie is. Obviously, this is highly subjective, but I felt genuinely on edge watching Oddity in a way that is rare for me. Part of that is that the movie makes masterful use of jump scares. While “jump scare” has become almost a dirty word among horror aficionados—connoting a cheap and easy way to scare an audience—there is nothing quite like the involuntary and visceral bodily reaction of fear that a well-executed jump scare can provide. Even being able to predict when or how they might happen here didn’t dilute their effectiveness. It all comes down to execution, really. McCarthy does a phenomenal job of building up tension, then releasing it, in ways both expected and unexpected. In particular, the camera work, editing, and sound design all work incredibly well together to play on audience expectations and craft a sense of dread that lingers well after the movie has played its hand. It’s that slow build up of anticipation that really gets to me. One of the scariest parts of Oddity, I think, is how it uses a supernatural lens to play on everyday fears. The idea of feeling unsafe in my own home, for example, is one of the most terrifying things imaginable to me. It’s why haunted house and home invasion stories are so effective. And it’s the kind of thing that plays on the imagination after you get home from a good horror movie—being afraid to turn out the lights and go to bed, thinking you’ve seen a figure looming at the end of a darkened hallway at night, not being able to sleep in your own bed. These are the kinds of feelings that Oddity evokes. And it does so with just a handful of well-executed elements. A setting, a setup, props, music, camerawork—but McCarthy knows that the mind will finish the job and build up fear and anticipation and dread all on its own. This movie fully pulled me into its world and kept me on the edge of my seat. I think it’s exactly what I’ve been missing from horror for a while. Verdict Everything here is just executed to perfection. Right from the opening sequence, I knew we were in for a brilliant ride, and Oddity did not disappoint. But don’t take my word for it. Go and see Oddity for yourself, ideally in a cinema with a crowd, if possible! If you’re into oddities, ghost stories, and old-school supernatural horror with modern sensibilities and a dark sense of humour, you may fall in love with Oddity as much as we did. Shout out, also, to the crowd at Fantasia, because nothing gets me more jazzed about cinema than hearing a room of people laugh, start, and even scream in unison. The crowd and the energy could not have been more perfect for this one, amplifying the tension and making the release all the more effective. What a phenomenal way to close out our very first (and most certainly not last) Fantasia Festival.

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SLA at Fantasia: Azrael – Movie Review

Azrael, directed by E.L. Katz (Cheap Thrills) and written by Simon Barrett (You’re Next, The Guest), is the most hard-hitting movie I’ve seen at Fantasia so far, and it was one of my most-anticipated, too, solely because I saw the words “post-apocalyptic” and “Samara Weaving” in its plot summary. I didn’t need to know anything else. Weaving impressed me immensely in The Babysitter and Ready or Not, and she continues to cement herself as a bona fide scream queen with Azrael. As mentioned, the movie is set in a post-apocalyptic world, and follows a young woman, played by Weaving, as she fends off a cult of mute zealots from which she escaped. And when I say “mute,” I mean that the movie contains almost no dialogue, as most of the characters can’t speak. That experimental slant makes Azrael a masterclass in “show, don’t tell,” and in trusting your audience. Without dialogue or exposition, we’re left to put together the pieces of who the characters are, what relationship they have to one another, and what world they occupy, without having it explicitly spelled out. That’s a really difficult thing to pull off. It takes guts to make a movie with no dialogue (and the little dialogue we do get is unintelligible), and that conceit could very easily have been mishandled. But it mostly works here. There’s no exposition, except for what we see and can interpret from what’s happening on screen. We don’t get any insight into what the characters are thinking and feeling, except for what they convey through their facial expressions. That’s a testament to the cast, but especially to Weaving, who has to carry the movie through its 85-minute runtime and absolutely knocks it out of the park. When introducing the film, Fantasia’s artistic director described Weaving’s performance as “utterly feral,” and there’s really no better way to describe it. She goes for broke, and gives us warmth, fear, desperation, exhaustion, rage, and more, all without uttering a word.   The rest of the cast is good too, but someone like Nathan Stewart-Jarrett (Misfits, Utopia—a show I’m still mourning a decade later) feels underutilized here. This is partly why I said “mostly” earlier. While I found the lack of dialogue to be mostly effective, I do think it inherently limits how much information we, as an audience, can glean. That’s not necessarily a bad thing in itself, because it makes the world-building a bit more evocative and ambiguous, rather than being over-explained. But it also limits how much we can connect with the characters, and it makes a lot of the secondary and tertiary characters feel quite thin. Stewart-Jarrett, for example, plays Weaving’s love interest, and while the two do a pretty good job selling the relationship, there’s simply not enough here to really make us care. You can learn a lot about characters from how they speak, but we don’t even know our characters’ names until the end credits. You can kind of assume Weaving’s protagonist is the titular Azrael, but it’s not certain till those credits roll. It can also be hard to maintain interest and attention when there’s no dialogue to hang your attention onto, so the film has to make up for it in other ways. Some of those work really well, like giving us a compelling actor as a lead or well-crafted sequences of action or tense horror. But the dark, same-y forest setting (the film was shot in Estonia)—while often beautiful and creepy and fitting for a post-apocalyptic horror—doesn’t really add too much visual interest for someone like me, at least, to stay engaged with. I can only speak for myself, and maybe it was just my state of mind that particular night, but I did find my thoughts wandering a bit at times. The movie also felt a bit longer than I expected it to with an 85-minute runtime, and I suspect that has to do with the lack of dialogue to propel things forward. Still, Azrael doesn’t overstay its welcome, and I have to give it credit for committing to the bit. And aside from its dialogue-free conceit, it’s also very committed in other ways. The action is brutal, with some excellent, hard-hitting sequences that are expertly executed. The gore is gruesome, and the creatures are pretty terrifying, with some fantastic make-up and costuming. Oh, yeah, did I forget to mention the creatures? Human cultists aren’t the only bad guys here, as Azrael also has to contend with the crispy, humanoid, flesh-eating monsters that they apparently worship. The sound design also goes very hard. In general, the sound has to do a lot of heavy lifting here, and it’s great. It’s crunchy and impactful, adding to the visceral feel of the movie. Ultimately, despite its flaws, the movie just has a lot of things that are very much my jam: Samara Weaving getting bloody and kicking ass, post-apocalyptic settings, revenge narratives, creepy woods, pulse-pounding action, scary monsters, and religious horror (Azrael, of course, refers to the Angel of Death, which may give you a hint at some of the ideas and imagery the movie is playing with). It’s a squirmy, gory, post-apocalyptic religious cult revenge action horror, starring Samara Weaving, with no dialogue. I’d say that rates pretty damn high on the cool meter. A lot of those elements felt reminiscent of other movies, including, among others, The Descent and Rosemary’s Baby, but I don’t say that as an insult. Those are two of my favourite horror movies, and being reminded of the greats isn’t necessarily a bad thing when the product is this solid. Azrael may not be the most original movie, but originality is overrated anyway. Verdict Azrael isn’t perfect, but it does a lot of things really well, and overall, I thought it was a very effective action-horror. It goes for broke with an experimental dialogue-free script that wouldn’t work nearly as well as it does if not for star Samara Weaving. Weaving is the main

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